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Monday, June 7, 2010

Good morning

     

A-Men


Men and women on earth die and go to heaven

God comes and says: - 

"I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who had
control over their women, and the other one for the men who were
controlled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so
that no man and woman can talk." 

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two
lines.


The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles
long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there
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only one man. 

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I
created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your mates.


Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn
from him!" 

"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this
line?"
 


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The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."  .

Anbudan Ungal,

S.Sudhakar

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Sunday, June 6, 2010

CAR A/C --- ALERT VERY VERY IMPORTANT FOR YOUR HEALTH

ALERT:Please note and circulate... ....

Do not turn on A/C immediately as soon as you enter Your .... CAR!

Please open the windows after you enter your car and do not turn ON the
air-conditioning immediately. According to a research done, the car dashboard,
sofa, air freshener emits Benzene, a Cancer causing toxin (carcinogen- take note
of the heated plastic smell in your car). In addition to causing cancer, it poisons
your bones, causes anemia, and reduces white blood cells. Prolonged exposure
will cause Leukemia, increasing the risk of cancer may also cause miscarriage.

Acceptable Benzene level indoors is 50 mg per sq. ft. A car parked indoors with
the windows closed will contain 400-800 mg of Benzene. If parked outdoors
under the sun at a temperature above 60 degrees F, the Benzene level goes up
to 2000-4000 mg, 40 times the acceptable level... & the people inside the car will
inevitably inhale an excess amount of the toxins.

It is recommended that you open the windows and door to give time for
the interior to air out before you enter. Benzene is a toxin that affects your

kidney and liver, and is very difficult for your body to expel this toxic stuff.


"When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it,
you have a moral obligation to share it with others"

Regards
S.Sudhakar

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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Good morning + Hair Dropping issue

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Anbudan Ungal,

S.Sudhakar

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Monday, May 31, 2010

Love & Marriage

Anbudan Ungal,

S.Sudhakar

Love     and     Marriage

        
 

 

 

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

 

 

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

  

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

 

  

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

 

  

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

 

  

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

 

  

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

 

 

 Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

 

  

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

 

 Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

 

 

Conclusion:   "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

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